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landspeedrecord:

xvda:

verdugodiscos:

Everyday when I get off the exit by my house in San Bernardino I see the same white foo begging while the homie out here hustling making money.
VERY REAL, VERY TRUE. This is the USA.

V real

(via something4thelion)

landspeedrecord:

xvda:

verdugodiscos:

Everyday when I get off the exit by my house in San Bernardino I see the same white foo begging while the homie out here hustling making money.
VERY REAL, VERY TRUE. This is the USA.

V real

(via something4thelion)

(Source: yungblvvck, via something4thelion)

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

(via something4thelion)

chronabis:

bewwbs:

themotherfuckintrapgoddess:

The fucking loop on this gif.

Legit can’t even tell where it loops.

The loop ends right after the red car.

(Source: mammothpills, via something4thelion)

anselsrunner:

Does it freak anybody else out that Ansel Elgort’s dad used to look like Gibby from iCarly

(Source: stutteringstiles, via hella-o)

mychestpainwantsacigarette:

Tropidolaemus wagleri; Wagler’s Pit Viper 

chakram-warrior:

So I was playing with my rats today and..

(via hella-o)

blackgirlsrpretty2:

IG: _destininotfate

(via mixtured)

kami-korra:

What if… we kissed?”

(via hella-o)

mens-rights-activia:

someone tell Benedict Cumberbatch that his ride is here

(via lipstains-and-flowers)

natnovna:

when ur fallin asleep nice nice and SAVE YOU TONIGHT comes blaring thru ya headphones 

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